Kangaroos in the bible – Tweet of The Day

The bible, a historic document? Yeah, right.

You don’t find kangaroos everywhere, & of course never in the #bible because its authors didn’t know marsupials existed. #atheism #atheistThu Jun 30 02:21:25 via web

This is the original Twitter Link.

You don’t find kangaroos in the bible. However, you do find unicorns, because the bible is so accurate… NOT!

Thanks to my Tweeties, this Tweet was a real hit, so it made it to here.

Where was god on 9/11? – Ten years later

We can't go back in time, but we can educate the world and strive for a better future in a world without religion.

We can't go back in time, but we can educate the world and strive for a better future in a world without religion.

You must have heard that line hundreds of times; especially from atheists and skeptics; but when was the last time you heard a believer ask this question to an atheist, and expect an honest answer?

Today I was addressed by a sweet catholic lady, an elder woman, she had one question for me: “Where was god on 9/11?” Continue reading

God, No! Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales.

 

God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

Penn Jillette, on the introduction of his new book God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales, states that he is “a loud, aggressive, strident, outspoken atheist, and I’m an asshole–but what I’m claiming is in no way arrogant. it couldn’t be more humble. It’s just ‘I don’t know.'”, as a response to the typical claim that atheists are know-it-all arrogant people who disregard god because they have it all figured out. Penn’s proposition is very simple, if you “don’t know” about god, you may already be an atheist.

God, No! is an honest and laid back narrative, written in Penn Jillette’s well-known unrestrained style and language; it covers many topics, like terrorism, the reasons why he is Libertarian, and includes many anecdotes and adventures. In his chapter “I also couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons”, Jillette tells a hilarious story about his trip to a gay bathhouse in San Francisco. Not all of these stories are related directly to atheism, but are well embroidered into Jillette’s leading path to his main goal: The Penn Commandments.

Jillette says God, No!  is the result of Glenn Beck having asked him to entertain the idea of an atheist Ten Commandments, which he does with a well organized and fresh account of events. Each chapter consists of stories, some of them personal, that illustrate Jillette’s suggestion for each of his Ten Commandments.

His suggested commandments are quite practical. For instance, the biblical third commandment “Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy god in vain; for the lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”, becomes the atheist suggestion “Say what you mean. Even when talking to yourself.”

Later into the book, Penn tells about when he described himself as a “hard-core atheist” while on some show on CNN. “What’s a hard-core atheist?”, asks someone next to him, Penn says, “I don’t even believe that other people believe in god.”

In God, No! Penn calls all atheists to come out and be outspoken.

“Atheists are also morally obligated to tell the truth as we see it. We should preach and proselytize too. We need to help believers. Someone who believes in god is wasting big parts of his or her life, holding back science and love, and giving ‘moral’ support to dangerous extremists.”

With a little rambling, discovery, humor, wisdom and irony, an overall enjoyable book.

In Penn’s own words: “It’s a pretty funny look my life and all the goofy things that are important to me: skepticism, truth, atheism, our show, my family and friends, Libertarianism. I share funny stories about those things and talk about my beliefs and even tell one about the skin falling of my scrotum.”

Thanks to Simon & Schuster for contacting me, and providing the book for this review.

Buy God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

xPenn Jillette’s upcoming appearances:

August 16 — Washington, DC — Lisner Auditorium — sponsored by CFI DC

August 25 — Corte Madera, CA — Book Passage — sponsored by Book Passage

August 18 — Los Angeles, CA — Writer’s Guild Theater — sponsored by Writers Bloc

 

 

Better one of them than one of us.

A very old Jewish man called his wife to his bed. ‘I am going to die. Please call a priest — I wish to convert to Catholicism.’ His wife responded with shock and disbelief, reminding her husband that they had been devout Jews all their lives. ‘I know, dear,’ he said, ‘but isn’t it better that one of them should die than one of us?’

– Anonymous epigraph to John Martin Fischer, The Metaphysics of Death, 1993

Die, atheist, die!

Unless you live under a rock, you have probably read about the lawsuit filed by the organization American Atheists against enshrining a cross at the 9/11 memorial and museum in New York City, the news are all over the blogosphere.

Regardless of your religious affiliation, or the lack thereof, there are only so many stances you can take about this issue: either you agree with the lawsuit filed by American Atheists, or not; or you may also be torn. Your reaction, however, might fit in a quite wide range of adjectives.

I know what you’re thinking: yet another atheist crying faul over a few unkind words from some upset Christians… you know, we are overreacting, we’re a bunch of drama queens, right?

Whatever.

To me it is just another cross as there are so many other crosses in almost every village, and every city in nearly every country all over the world. After all it’s just a cross, two beams crossed, an ugly “T”, a “Plus” sign, a cross… doesn’t mean anything to me — except, maybe, that it is a reminder of the fact that there are still people willing to believe in fairytales, and more importantly, the mental note that some of these people have proven to be capable of, and willing to do pretty much anything, including terrible deeds against other human beings, in order to defend their sacred fairytales beliefs. Repeatedly. Wait, why is that we’re talking about not enshrining a cross at the very same place where before there was a building? Oh!

I know, right? The irony!

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

— Lenny Bruce

The thing is you are not supposed to be hated and wanted dead for having the guts to stand for what you think is right, and especially, you are not supposed to be wanted dead by the people who, allegedly, have the highest ground on morality, love, mercy, compassion and such. Allegedly. They are so NOT Jesus-like.

I don’t remember having seen anything like this coming from atheists/agnostics/skeptics or even anti-religion folks.

Okay, if you haven’t seen the infamous famous comments, feast on the sad display. These little snippets of Christian hatred love deserve to be preserved per omnia saecula saeculorum.

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I found these at the American Atheists website, and the ones with the blacked out names at Practical Doubt.

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“Few groups are filled with more hate than atheists,” commented Michael Perri.

See, this is not news, not to me and most likely not to you.

Mr. Anders Behring Breivik, the far-right fanatic who murdered in cold blood 89 people in Norway, did not threaten anyone, (unless you consider his manifesto as an open threat), he was just another fundamentalist Christian… who hates Muslims… until he went on a killing spree. Now he’s just a madman.

Have you not received any death threats for being a filthy infidel? I get them on a regular basis, I get emails telling me that I am going to hell, from many different people. Pretty much daily. One of the most upsetting emails I’ve gotten reads “I hope you get skinned and then raped on a pile of salt, if I wasn’t a Christian I would do it myself”. See, they can have quite the imagination to write a whole new series of Saw movies. I cried that day – not because I thought my life could be really in danger, but because my inability to believe in god and my right to be open about it was, to someone, a good enough reason to want me to go through this disturbing, so well described excruciating pain, torture, and death.

Ever heard about Dennis Markuze? He goes by the alias Dave Mabus, and unless you’re a Christian like himself, you must have gotten his hateful tweets at least once… and if you’re lucky, along with his emails,  you might have gotten some personalized tweets.

Doesn’t it make one feel “spishul”?

See, Markuze is quite obsessed with killing atheists, PZ Myers posted his picture back then when they almost met. But who takes Mabus seriously? He’s just a crazy loser, right?  Usually he tosses you a link with his crazy psycho-babble, that’s it… he hasn’t snapped… yet.

Another Markuze’s target is Dr. Michael Shermer. There is a well known statement by Dr. Shermer on this subject. Have you not read it? [expand title=”Read it.” swaptitle=”Collapse”]

January 22, 2011

To: Dennis Markuze, aka Mabus

From: Michael Shermer

I spoke to your father yesterday, after a conversation with your mother the day before. Your father told me that he thought you had stopped doing things like this years ago, but when I read him your latest postings, ramblings, and death threats he was surprised to hear that this technique of drawing attention to yourself by harassment continues. Apparently this is something that you have been doing for many years.

Listen carefully. I have contacted the Montreal police, along with the local police in my city, and alerted them to the danger that you pose as a deranged and possibly mentally ill man. Although your parents indicated that they don’t think that you are mentally ill, they are obviously not privy to the death threats you have been sending all of us. On Monday I am filing a restraining order against you. If you show up anywhere near me I will have you arrested on the spot and put into jail. If you attempt to approach me I will be armed and will not hesitate to use any force necessary to stop you.

In the past 24 hours I have received over 200 tweets and emails from you. This must stop now. I hereby demand an end to all communication from you of any form. If you continue contact with me this will all go on your police record.

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Sound a bit more serious now?

The truth is we can’t know how serious, how real, and how many of them desire this badly enough to carry out their threats.

Here’s the question: How safe do you feel when you say you are an atheist?