Why geeks rock at sex

By Geek Sex

1. We’re more curious than the rest of the population.

2. We’re hackers by trade, so we are open to trying new things.

3. We produce things for ordinary users, so we’re more attuned to producing an orgasm in our partner then the rest of the population.

4. We use technology to help get you in the mood even before you arrive.

5. We’re more likely to mute our telephone, and turn down the volume on the computer so incoming IM’s don’t make a sound. We’re also used to not answering the telephone, instead preferring asynchronous means of communications.

6. We watch a lot of porn, so we know a lot of positions. This means we’re open to trying them all.

7. Geeks multitask. So we pleasure multiple erogenous zones in our partners… kissing, fucking, tweaking and rubbing all at the same time.

8. We are more available. We can fix your vibrator when we’re not. Other people are not gonna steal us. We’re smart, and increasingly, we’re rich.

9. We’re sensitive to your needs. We learn this by spending way too much time with google analytics, nagios, server load times and iO rates.

10. Finally, we’re geeks. Girls prefer jocks. So we will go out of our way to be special to you.

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4 thoughts on “Why geeks rock at sex

  1. Oh, gods, Monica, there are so many hilarious responses to this that I don’t know where I would start. I know where I should stop, probably, though: silence. C’est dommage. 🙂

  2. Oh my, Monica…um…er…Okay…can’t find any logic wrong with that list, (didn’t really try to hard), lol, I’m thinking it gives new meaning to the commercials for Call Geek Squad. I thought this was fun and well, I don’t kiss and tell, so, I can’t comment on its accuracy. ; 0)

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